Feculent mouth

More proof that politicians are out of touch with mainstream Americans. Forget the war, forget immigration, drop Social Security.

We need to focus on people who fake washing their hands after using the can.

Vox populi! Instead of monitoring our phone calls and emails, maybe Bush can start placing security cams in bathrooms. He can become the president who fought back against Rubella and other fecally-transmitted diseases.

P.S.: I'm not going to spell check this, because I really want to believe that "fecally" is a word.