Shoot the Vote!!!
Ever wonder what that NRA stance on abortion might be? I think it might go something just like this:
Abortion. The wrenching of a young babe from its womb. The taking of its innocent life. The ignominious disposal of its carcass. The young, supple, splayed legs of its mother.
This is the ugly face of abortion, friends, and it’s a face that most of us would like to spray with our favorite .12-gauge.
Unfortunately, dealing with abortion isn’t as simple as shooting your no-good boss or your cheating wife. It’s a convoluted issue that demands convoluted thinking.
Obviously, we all agree that the right to self-protection is the most basic, God-given, Constitutionally mandated, and inalienable right we humans beings have, right?
But unborn children are typically unable to protect themselves, which is why so many of our NRA brothers and sisters support pro-life organizations.
Whether they donate money, write their Senators, or savagely gun down abortion clinic workers, NRA members are very involved in the protection of the unborn, and we very much support legislation that will outlaw this barbaric procedure.
But recently our friends in the government have gone too far. In their noble quest to protect fetuses from abortion, they are foolishly stripping you and me of our right to defend ourselves.
Specifically, House bill J91.258.199M would make it illegal to terminate the life of an aborted fetus by shooting it. The NRA abhors this regressive bill and intends to challenge its legality should it ever become law.
While the NRA is sympathetic to the pro-life cause, we strongly believe that the right to shoot an aborted fetus in self-defense cannot be taken from us.
Consider Sandra Bermelli. Sandra was 4 months pregnant when doctors told her that there was an 11% chance that her baby would be born breech. Knowing that breech births accounted for the deaths of over 58 million females last year (across all species worldwide), Sandra realized that it was either her or her fetus.
Faced with this heart-wrenching decision, Sandra opted to abort the fetus before it could kill her. After removing the fetus from her body with a coat hanger, she used her Browning BDA 380 double action semi-automatic pistol –with contoured solid walnut stock, high polished blue finish, grooved trigger, and adjustable fixed sights– to finish it off.
Revolting? Yes. But Sandra was simply defending herself from an imminent threat, and the NRA will always support self-defense shootings.
To make the NRA’s stance perfectly clear, I say to Sandra:
We disagree with your decision to abort your fetus,
but we’ll defend to the death your right to obliterate it with a personal firearm.
Shooting aborted fetuses isn’t the only front on which our right to self-defense is being beset. House bill N12-445-669L would make it illegal to use a firearm against in utero fetuses, thus taking away our best chance at preemption.
Five years ago, Bradley O’Connely was in despair about his wife being pregnant with twins. As a down-on-his-luck, out-of-work investment banker selling bathtub crank to eke out a mere $11,000 a year, Bradley knew that supporting his wife and children would kill him.
There was simply no way for him to feed them and himself. Bradley had a decision to make, and he chose life. Thus, in an inspiring act of self-sacrifice and self-defense, Bradley shot his twins while still inside his wife, Kate.
The twins died, but somehow, Kate didn’t make it. Bradley was crushed.
Today, Bradley is remarried and has a young son. He earns over $45k a year smuggling Mexicans across the border, and he’s earned an Associate’s degree in Hotel, Restaurant, and Tourism from the Brood County Community College.
Yes, he’s living the American dream, but Bradley will be the first to tell you that shooting those fetuses in utero has made all the difference in his life. If he hadn’t defended himself, he might not be here today. And neither would about 650 Hispanic workers– see how many lives can be altered by one brave decision?
For those of you who find yourselves in similar life-threatening situations, I urge you to consider using ammunition specially designed for maximum fetal stopping power.
Zeron currently offers the Draconian 785, a bullet featuring a soft lead core, a thin jacket, and a significantly hollowed point. The Draconian actually expands in human tissue, thus providing more certainty when going after wily in utero fetuses.
Until next time, my friends, remember to Shoot the Vote, and kill these babies... err... I mean bills.
Abortion. The wrenching of a young babe from its womb. The taking of its innocent life. The ignominious disposal of its carcass. The young, supple, splayed legs of its mother.
This is the ugly face of abortion, friends, and it’s a face that most of us would like to spray with our favorite .12-gauge.
Unfortunately, dealing with abortion isn’t as simple as shooting your no-good boss or your cheating wife. It’s a convoluted issue that demands convoluted thinking.
Obviously, we all agree that the right to self-protection is the most basic, God-given, Constitutionally mandated, and inalienable right we humans beings have, right?
But unborn children are typically unable to protect themselves, which is why so many of our NRA brothers and sisters support pro-life organizations.
Whether they donate money, write their Senators, or savagely gun down abortion clinic workers, NRA members are very involved in the protection of the unborn, and we very much support legislation that will outlaw this barbaric procedure.
But recently our friends in the government have gone too far. In their noble quest to protect fetuses from abortion, they are foolishly stripping you and me of our right to defend ourselves.
Specifically, House bill J91.258.199M would make it illegal to terminate the life of an aborted fetus by shooting it. The NRA abhors this regressive bill and intends to challenge its legality should it ever become law.
While the NRA is sympathetic to the pro-life cause, we strongly believe that the right to shoot an aborted fetus in self-defense cannot be taken from us.
Consider Sandra Bermelli. Sandra was 4 months pregnant when doctors told her that there was an 11% chance that her baby would be born breech. Knowing that breech births accounted for the deaths of over 58 million females last year (across all species worldwide), Sandra realized that it was either her or her fetus.
Faced with this heart-wrenching decision, Sandra opted to abort the fetus before it could kill her. After removing the fetus from her body with a coat hanger, she used her Browning BDA 380 double action semi-automatic pistol –with contoured solid walnut stock, high polished blue finish, grooved trigger, and adjustable fixed sights– to finish it off.
Revolting? Yes. But Sandra was simply defending herself from an imminent threat, and the NRA will always support self-defense shootings.
To make the NRA’s stance perfectly clear, I say to Sandra:
We disagree with your decision to abort your fetus,
but we’ll defend to the death your right to obliterate it with a personal firearm.
Shooting aborted fetuses isn’t the only front on which our right to self-defense is being beset. House bill N12-445-669L would make it illegal to use a firearm against in utero fetuses, thus taking away our best chance at preemption.
Five years ago, Bradley O’Connely was in despair about his wife being pregnant with twins. As a down-on-his-luck, out-of-work investment banker selling bathtub crank to eke out a mere $11,000 a year, Bradley knew that supporting his wife and children would kill him.
There was simply no way for him to feed them and himself. Bradley had a decision to make, and he chose life. Thus, in an inspiring act of self-sacrifice and self-defense, Bradley shot his twins while still inside his wife, Kate.
The twins died, but somehow, Kate didn’t make it. Bradley was crushed.
Today, Bradley is remarried and has a young son. He earns over $45k a year smuggling Mexicans across the border, and he’s earned an Associate’s degree in Hotel, Restaurant, and Tourism from the Brood County Community College.
Yes, he’s living the American dream, but Bradley will be the first to tell you that shooting those fetuses in utero has made all the difference in his life. If he hadn’t defended himself, he might not be here today. And neither would about 650 Hispanic workers– see how many lives can be altered by one brave decision?
For those of you who find yourselves in similar life-threatening situations, I urge you to consider using ammunition specially designed for maximum fetal stopping power.
Zeron currently offers the Draconian 785, a bullet featuring a soft lead core, a thin jacket, and a significantly hollowed point. The Draconian actually expands in human tissue, thus providing more certainty when going after wily in utero fetuses.
Until next time, my friends, remember to Shoot the Vote, and kill these babies... err... I mean bills.
posted by Highly Agitated at
6/26/2006 11:32:00 AM
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