I made Ken Mehlman gay!

No, not in that way.

After the recent success liberals experienced in turning Rep. Foley into a pedophile, I decided to use my liberal powers of darkness on Ken Mehlman. I conjured a cathexis of my left-wing beliefs and successfully changed Mehlman's sexual orientation.

The difference is subtle, but it's there. Take a close look the next time you see him on television. When your gadar starts going off, you'll know I've done it.

Muuhahahahaha!!!!

Next task: turn Cheney into a tranny!