Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.

From the backwards world of Bill O'Reilly:

"Now, the reason North Korea is causing trouble is that it wants to influence the November election. As we discussed last week, Iran's doing the same thing in Iraq -- ramping up the violence so Americans will turn against the Bush administration.

That is not a partisan statement. It is a fact. America's enemies are emboldened by the stalemate in Iraq and feel they can do anything they want to do. They also hate Mr. Bush and want to weaken him as much as possible."


Get the message?

If things are going well in Iraq, it's because Bush is doing a great job and so we should vote Republican to support him.

If things are going poorly in Iraq, it's because Bush is doing a great job and so we should vote Republican to support him.

See? Bill is fair and balanced.