Thank you, Jesus.

So Tom DeLay and Newt Gingrich are in a media hissy fight. Check out this excerpt:

[DeLay] added that the impeachment trial [of Clinton] was another of his “proudest moments.” The difference between his own adultery and Gingrich’s, he said, “is that I was no longer committing adultery by that time, the impeachment trial. There’s a big difference.” He added, “Also, I had returned to Christ and repented my sins by that time.”


See? The key is to catch people committing adultery and impeach them before they have a chance to return to Christ and repent their sins.

Once they return to Christ, it's like being on-base in a game of Tag, and you can't do shit.

Olly olly oxen free, I've returned to Christ!