As Beavis would say: "Liar! Liar!"

You really have to see this. Click here and then click on "here."

This former Evangelical leader:

1. DID call a dealer to buy meth, but NEVER used the meth

2. DID get a massage from a gay prostitute, but NEVER had sex with him


I'm not sure if even die-hard Bush voters can fool themselves into believing this one.

But hey dude, thanks for surpressing the Evangelical vote in the election!